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Post by Peg Leg Larry on Jul 2, 2007 11:51:18 GMT -5
"Oh, come on! Do you really think that I am stupid enough to try to hurt you?! You are freakin' 80lbs. heavier than me!"Larry was furius, not just at Dave, but at his inability to control himself. He started to breath deeply, if he was going to keep this appearence of a composed and gentle man (this is totally fake though) he was going to have to get control of himself! "Ok," Larry said slowly after a minute of deep breathing,"I am sorry for my outburst and I hope that you will forgive my moment of uncontrolable anger." Larry finished with a flourish. He was just waiting for Dave to make a jab at his tie thingy. [/color]
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Post by Ghosty Elizabeth on Jul 2, 2007 11:55:10 GMT -5
Dave furrowed his brow. "Uh huh. I be sure ya wud beh" he grumbled roughly and took a gulp of his drink.
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Post by Peg Leg Larry on Jul 2, 2007 12:00:32 GMT -5
Larry smiled suspiciously. "I am certaily oblidged to tend to your drink needs because of my rudeness," he said in an oily voice, "Why don't you tell me a little about yourself...Sir?" Larry had a plan, it was still in the forming mode but, it involved him (Larry) relesing some of his stress, onto Dave. [/color]
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Post by Ghosty Elizabeth on Jul 2, 2007 12:07:22 GMT -5
((*sniff* dave neva saw it coming))
"nun o yer bssnss" Dave puffed irritably. "My bssnss beh my bssnss and nun o yers!"
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Post by Peg Leg Larry on Jul 2, 2007 12:13:40 GMT -5
"Alright, alright, just tell me one thing, do you have any family?" Larry wanted to make sure that nobody would miss the guy; he didn't want to hurt anyone else! Just the ***hole that tried to shoot him. Larry has a hard time forgetting things like that. [/color]
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Post by Ghosty Elizabeth on Jul 2, 2007 12:19:56 GMT -5
Dave's gray eyes seemed to turn a darker color, and his fists were clenched so tight that they turned pure white. He stood and glowered over Larry. "No." he growled and took the gun out again, making it click. He pressed it closer to Larry than he had the last time, and this time it was nearer his head. Dave had had it with this guy. He would kill him, bullets or no bullets.
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Post by Peg Leg Larry on Jul 2, 2007 15:13:59 GMT -5
Larry could see that he had hit a nerve. The man's eyes darkened, his fists turned white, and all the color drained out of his face; not to mention the gun that was now being shoved against Larry's neck, rather rudely if you had asked Larry. "Well then, I see how it is," Larry said in a gentle tone that didn't even fool him, he was scared pooless. The only differance between this time and last time was that now he knew that the gun had no bullets, Dave would have shot him already with it, and second was that Larry could now reach his double-sided sword. His ,Larry's, hand slowly reached for his sword in his left side. And at last he reached it, he just kept his hand on it for now; it just looked like he had his left hand in his left pocket. [/color]
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Post by Ghosty Elizabeth on Jul 2, 2007 15:26:10 GMT -5
Dave gared at him. The gun was motionless, but if Larry tried a single thing, the gun woiuld be smashed to his skull. Dave knew this would work; he had done it before, though it wasnt a deadly hit. Deadly or not, it would be enough to stun a man and then Dave could do whatever he wanted with the stunned body.
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Post by Peg Leg Larry on Jul 2, 2007 22:52:38 GMT -5
Larry's hand shifted deeper into his cloak, his hand was now wrapped tightly around the hilt of his sword. He felt a lot braver with the comfortable weight firmly in his hand. "I know what you are thinking," Larry knew nothing of the sort, but it was always good to seem to know more then you actually do, "You are planning to shoot me through the head ,or close to it, with that gun; and then.....BOOM! No more Larry," Larry finished wit what he hoped was a smug expression. [/color]
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Post by Ghosty Elizabeth on Jul 3, 2007 10:46:37 GMT -5
Dave seemed to laugh. "Well, at least this all wont be a complete surprise for you!" he grumbled.
((eep! short post!))
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Post by Peg Leg Larry on Jul 3, 2007 14:16:12 GMT -5
Larry could sense the laughter in Dave's eyes and knew that he had guessed wrong. For all he knew the gun could have no bullets at all! ((lol)) Larry grew frusterated and wished that his old friend Pete was here, he would know what to do. Larry decided that if he could slowly ease his sword out of it's sheath then he might actually have a fighting chance. He started to slowly, inch by inch, slip his beloved sword out from its sheath under his jacket. He said a silent prayer, it was stuck. Larry tried to tug on it so that Dave wouldn't notice. "So uh...nice weather we're having isn't it," Larry said this akwardly, he was never any good at faking stuff. [/color]
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Jul 5, 2007 2:13:53 GMT -5
Suddenly the gun flew out of Daves startled hands, it hit the wall only inches away from the bartender and shatered into fragments, dav stared akwardly at his empty hand, by the door a figure with a smoking gun, he put the gun in his coat and strolled foward jauntily, when he reached them he did a little hoppskip dance right past them and at the bartender "gimmie a weak rum laddie" he said with an air of sepreme confidece, as he turned the silowet of a sword scabbard showd only for a second. his face was in shadow as he suvayed the strange scene. A man, one of the Tavern scum was holding his hand to the head of one of the tallest people he had seen, even at a quick glace he could see that the tall one was trying to draw his sword. Six pairs of eyes watched his next move"ya need a little bit of grease on that swordblade ya Know, stops it from sticking and making your tall self look like a Sea turtle with someone on their back, savy?" He said this matter of fact like, apart from the obvois pirate accent that he was someone with long years of experiance " Come on were's my rum ya lazy Seascab! Get on with it!" the bartender scurried fearfully to obey as the pirate drew his sword in one clean movement and sliced toms hat clean off" Shaking in fear he hurried to do as he was bid with rum spilling down the side of the glass.As to the strange pair still with all eyes on him he remarked offhand. "Its the grease that does it" Sliding his sword back into the scabbard he said" Larry dont you remember me, im your captain, Im Captain Jack Sparrow mate!" as he took his hat of in one clean movement and made a small bow.
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Post by Peg Leg Larry on Jul 5, 2007 3:18:23 GMT -5
Larry looked at the pirate in amazment, heknew he had choosen a good ship, but he didn't know that he captain was even better! "Erm...," Larry was at a lose for words, he wanted to impress this expreienced pirate, "Hello." Larry could have hit himself in the face with his own non-greased scabbered, "hello"?! Was that the best that he could possible think of?! "Larry made to remove his own hat and then, his hand half-way up to is head, he relized that he wasn't wearing one. So he just stood there kinda awkwardly, not daring to look over at Dave in case he started to go mad and start sttacking him; Larry had heard somewhere that you don't look wild beasts in the eye, it makes them crazy. So instead he looked at the spectacle of a pirate in fronty of him, and stood (rather hunch-backed, he didn't like people he had just met oogling at his emence hight) staring awkwardly at his new captain. [/color]
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Jul 5, 2007 16:40:12 GMT -5
((gulp, i just screwed up! he is in pirates cove > going to tortuga> and now hes in a tortuga tavern, uh hee hee but i will keep Rping anyway))
"So who is this person that was trying to kill you ahhy Larry?" he said as he nodded towards Dave, who had just realised the gun was out of his hand. "maybe you want to cross blades with him. Just once so you get your revenge, if you want it and i see how good you are with a blade, an all win situation Savvy?"he asked with a jaunty air and a quick nod of his head. Suddenly the bartender piped up"But how can Dave win? Sir?" Tom questioned nevously. 'i mean, he might die,or something? Anyway he's got his whole life ahead of him!"
Jack hated people that argued, but it was against his nature to just shoot people when they anhoyed him. they had to pull a gun on him or something like not serve him a drink. "one, this 'Dave' felow looks about forty odd and second, lets face it who would drink the amoun of achohol the this fellows having, hes got a death wish probably, so thats how he wins." Jack said, baring his teeth,He allowed his gun to click onimislly "So" he said in bearly more than a wisper" don't argue"
((i have an idea!, i move the thread to Shipwreak cove and no ones more the wiser!))
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Post by Peg Leg Larry on Jul 5, 2007 22:56:09 GMT -5
[[*gasp* you're so smart!]] "Ah, we just met in this bar and we got to talking and he pulled his gun on me before and I pursuaded im to put it away with the promise of drink and then we uh..," Larry stopped for breath, he had said this all very fast and in one breath then he began again, "Well, then I asked him about his family and he pulled his gun on me again, then you came and saved my butt." Larry stopped for a minute to breath and compose himself and then said in a more dignified voice, " And yes, I would be delighted to beat Dave in a sword fight here, if you would just hold this tightly," Larry handed one end of his badly-greased sheath. [/color]
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Jul 6, 2007 0:16:54 GMT -5
((I Know I know and uh but isnt the sword holderthing that you need to grease called a scabbard? just Qurious))
"ahh let me do it mate" said Jack as he pulled a small bottle from his coat"lamp oil is a wee bit messy but it gts the job done well enough, here take my gun so he doesn't escape, its real simple, you pull the trigger and the way you know it has worked is that they fall dead and there is a loud bang. got it?" Jack sighed in annohyannce as" no no point it at him! not your self!"
Shaking his head, Jack set to work on the sword and sheath.
((no no for the era this site is in it is called a sheath. scabarred is olde English but still used today))
"their nearly got your wee dagger undone, by the way do you know anything about a ship called the Wisher? aparently she made port here not long ago, i met Captain John Smith and i told him that this was the best pub to go to!"
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Post by Peg Leg Larry on Jul 6, 2007 1:11:27 GMT -5
[[Same thing, Scabbard, sheath, same thing, differant name.]] Captain John creative right? Larry looked at Jack Sparrow in horror, his insane father's ship was The Wisher. He would probably regognize Larry and then get really P.O.ed at him because he left him alone with a mutinouse crew, then he'll cut him down, Captain John was where Larry learned to fight and he knew which way to hold a gun. "When," Larry ment to say but all that came out was a small squeek so he coughed, swallowed and tried again, "When did you see Fa-Captain John?" Larry's voice was rather weak and small sounding. In his panic he hadforgoten to stoop down to regular hieght so he stood at a full 7ft [/color]
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Jul 6, 2007 3:06:25 GMT -5
((u said he was 7 ft but nver mind, im 5.11 myself)) "Whats wrong, you seem kinda stressed" questioned Jack " I think you need a rum, mate While we just nip out the door! Bartender get Larry a rum, Now!!" as the other paitrons of the bar had not noticed the the minor (for shipwreak cove anyway) this was different, as some one came through the door! Captain John walked straight past larry like he didnt even see him.When to the counter a pale expression was on his, face, he slamed some gold on the Counter and said in a cold cruel monotone "I'dd like some British rum,vintage of last summer, enough for the rest of the crew"and then smiling evily at jack "um larry, was Captain John ever keen on gettining some Aztec gold, by any chance?" Jack Questioned "because if so then your troubles are worse"
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Post by Peg Leg Larry on Jul 6, 2007 18:06:13 GMT -5
"I have no idea, but this guy is crazy, trust me, I know," then he added quickly, "But please don't ask me how I don't want to have to lie to you." Larry was speaking quietly becaus he thought that he was very lucky to not have been regognized and he didn't want his father to notice him now."He's a freakin' nutter and it wouldn't suprise me if he was after cursed gold." [/color]
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Post by Jack Sparrow on Jul 7, 2007 3:43:14 GMT -5
"Larry, huh funny seeing you here" said Captain John blandly, "LARRY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET BACK ON MY SHIP NOW YOU DIRTY MUTINEER,ILL KILL YOU AND YOU CANT KILL ME HAHAHAHA SO THERE< LETS CROSS BLADES YOU FILTHY FREAK" he screamed.
Quick as a flash, Jack had his blde out and pionted at Johns neck" i'll Kill you, you filthy piece of..." Jacks reply warbeled off as he reilised that John could not be killed. " anyway, Larry is on my ship and under my protection!" he continued with much more dignity, Grabbing a wall braizer he said "its the full moon tonight so i can burn you, Scum!" captain John thingyed his head in confusion" burm me, you can't burn immortal blood and flesh? what are you talking about?"
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